Kitty Bloggy

Mombean putted our LitterKwitter back on the toilet and tooked away our litter box yesterday morning. Then we did not use our LitterKwitter. She sitted with us in the baths room for 30 minutes last night and we did not do businesses. Then finally, at 5:30 in the morning she sitted with us again and finally Figaro did a big #1 business and I did a big, big #1 business. But it tooked forever and we are back on the red disk! This shows that 1 weeks is too long time to go away for the beans. Mombean gotted stressed out near the end and yelled at the Figaro to do a business and then he put the bitey on her leg!!! He gotted mad. Then mombean had to leave the room to cool down, because usually she is the calm of ladies with us.

Today she is hoping that the businesses will go more smoothly. At least Figaro did not do a business on the floor again! But - it was much harder than she expected to get us back on the toilet!!! Even I thinked it would be too much easier but I was surprised how difficult it was for me, and I am the smart of kitties...

Here is a photo shoot of me eating bacons which are one of my favorite foods. Of course it is unhealthy and the reason I gots some is because there was leftovers. I likes it. Do you like my bowl? We gotted it at Target with matching spoons for Mamaw to use to put our foods in there. This one is jungle, we have another one that is sea life, and a third one that is turtles, pink and green. I tried to put a Hello Kitty sticker on my bowls but Figaro does not respect that. He likes to taste out of both bowls and I just wait for him to be done and eat the leftovers because I am the polite of kittehs.

Here I will list the thirteen things that I put Hello Kitty stickers on so Figaro will not hog them because they are MINE.

1. The kitty play cube (he can't take it now anyways because he is on a time out from it since he did the #1 on it on my birthday)
2. My food bowls (because he always eats my dinners!)
3. My tail (that didn't stay on good but Figaro always bats on my tail and it is NOT his!!!)
4. My kitty STROLLER (ok that one is fake, I do not have one yet)
5. My kitty bed (that one is not a biggie because Fig never goes in it anyways)
6. My MAMAW. Okay, she said I am not allowed to do it because we are supposed to share her
7. The laser pointer (it was lost under the stove and we just finded it yesterday!)
8. Mamaw's shoes (I did that for Mamaw because Fig is always chewing on them)
9. All my new toys from the partee
10. The best spot by the fireplace (I had to remove it though because parents said it will stick to the floor and make the big of messes)
11. The top shelf of the cat-tree, because it is MINE, but Figaro can't go on it anyway because he is too big to fit!
12. The bathtub, so Fig will stop doing his #1 businesses in there.
13. The 'frigirator, this one is for the parents to know to remember to feed me anytime they go in the kitchun.

Lately Mamaw is very busy with work stuff so since we have to share the internets I can't post very long things. She has a big deadlines in two weeks. We are also very busy for the talent show that we are going to be doing in one weeks. We are taping our performances this weekend and it will be shown at the parent's friend-bean's birthday party that is a talent show theme. Of course we will post the video on-line too, after its big debut!


Thanks again for everyone's great messages for my birthday! I will try to reply to yous guys but it might take a whiles because as I said I don't get internets very much.


Figaro did a good job on his trainings today, he has been going to the toilets all on his own. However I stopped going so frequently and I don't know why that is. I am a little bit apprehensive now, I think it must be the camera. I do not like to be the watched of kitties. I was supposed to do the business of #2 today but I did not do it.

Today is a snow day. This means that it is snowing. If I was school-aged then this would mean that the school would be cancelled and we could stay home. Since we stay home anyways then we are staying home. Unfortunately the work of the parents was not cancelled so they had to leave for the whole day. Usually the Mamaw is only at work half of the day and the rest of the half of the day she is at the house hanging out with the childrens and working on her computer. Then I do not get to use the computer. But today she is gone, we both did the number 1 but now we have to wait to do any more until she is home so she can flush for us because we did not learn that yet.

This is how I feel today, very sleepy:

The night of the last, Figaro was practicing the fetch with a mouse. He is not very good at it yet, specifically he does not do it at all except sniffs the mouse. It is very entertaining to watch how the stupid he is. Also yesterday the Mamaw gave us both baths and I jumped on her back and stuck out the claws, haha she did not like that and she got all wet too, then the Mamaw had to take a bath too but she does that every of the day so it was not a big deal for her. Then the bathroom had to get the cleaning.

Also last night at the 3 AM I woke up and ran around on the bed and behaved in a crazy way like I sometimes like to do because I am almost pre-teen and we are acting the out sometimes. Then Mamaw made me leave the room but in one hour later I slammed myself against the door in the attempt to get back the in. After that I got to sleep on the bed but then in one hour after that I proceeeded to run on the bed and wake up the parents again. Then the Papaw took out the trash and we got fed even though it was the 5 AM because we were being the crazy of kittens.

Tonight it is Friday night so it will be party time. I think Friday night we get the fishes for dinner even though we are not the Catholic. In fact we are the part Jewish and the part Kitten.

Well yesterday the Mamaw install the new toilet seat which is the fluffiest and it is for the kitten eyes only. It is in the bathroom I unfortunately have to share with the Figaro. Also this morning when I went the #2 (the Mamaw said it is not the appropriatest to say poo because it is the offensive and I am the good of kittens) anyway when I went the #2 I did it right in the toilet and my feet were feeling the fluffiest of the toilet seat. It is yellow like a baby chicken which would be the delicious for a snack.

Also this morning I was the loudest of the kittens and I kept making noise and getting on top of the shelving units when I was supposed to be still sleeping. The Figaro was still sleeping because he is pretending he is the good of the kittens when this is not really the case because he is the not very smart. I know because last night he had the #1 accident in the bathtub again but I was not allowed to take the picture of it.